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By Stephanie Simons, Malia Carter

Chic-tionary is a darling little dictionary of favor and wonder phrases you by no means knew existed. It takes its idea from the strange and fun language of favor humans like Tyra Banks (smize), guy Repeller (arm party), and André Leon Tally (dreckitude), and comprises greater than 2 hundred made-up acronyms, abbreviations, and afflictions which are guaranteed to go away an indelible glitter stain at the English language.

Have you ever attempted whatever on at a division shop with out bothering to hold it again up (fit it then surrender it)? Or been stored through a Sephora while a last-minute invitation moves and you're with no make-up (serendipretty)? Are you a dark-haired maiden who's uninterested in letting blondes think they've got extra enjoyable (brunetiquette)?

Other terminally stylish terminology includes:
accessorcism
What must occur should you believe possessed to put on every bit of bijou you personal, all at once.
bangover
The morning-after regret that happens after you have bangs which are too brief and don't behave.
dresspassing
When one other lady invades your territory by means of exhibiting up within the similar costume as you.
fête-abolism
The phenomenon within which energy fed on whereas status and making small speak at a fête don't count.
ideal physique weight
Bradley Cooper on most sensible of you.
prisoner of wardrobe
What you turn into for those who flip down an invitation.
. . . And extra!

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