By John DeChancie
Whilst a malfunction within the magical protection method of Lord Incarnadine's fort Perilous moves through the lord's social gathering, gladiators, thieves, painted women, and furry beasts locate themselves spinning via area.
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His face had gone a sickly grey and his Adam’s apple was bobbing in his throat. He remained in a heap on the floor till long after the Great Zambini had gone. Then he crawled back into his armchair and painfully dusted himself off. ‘Right,’ he muttered to himself. ‘If that’s the way you want it, fine. Who needs you anyway, you overgrown sea-slug? You’re so dumb you make tree stumps look smart. I’ve met inflatable pool toys with a higher IQ than you. I’ll get the little Gumbo brat without you, and I won’t have to touch him.
Dan snapped. ’ Zambini was too bewildered to answer for a second. ‘I . . I see ghost,’ he admitted finally. ‘I see ghost of Rajah the elephant. ’ 50 Circus Berzerkus Text 19/1/05 4:20 PM Page 51 ‘That’s your excuse, is it? ’ ‘Ees no excuse. ’ ‘Of all the lame-brained, block-headed . . I don’t believe it! That has to be the stupidest excuse for an excuse I’ve ever heard! And now look, the entire circus is awake. There are lights going on everywhere! ’ Lights were indeed flicking on in some of the caravans.
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