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By John DeChancie

Fort Perilous is a magic citadel choked with secret and experience, yet occasionally even magic castles can cross awry. this actual fort has the ability to ship its visitors to 144,000 trade worlds, each one a lovely voyage to the unknown. yet every one voyage turns out to backfire. laptop whiz child Jeremy is caught on a planet of golf-playing dinosaurs. Gentrified Gene reveals himself a on a planet overrun with amazon girls the place the queen has taken a selected shine to him and purely Lord of the fort Incarnadine can cease this witty insanity from shaking fort abducted to its foundations.

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His face had gone a sickly grey and his Adam’s apple was bobbing in his throat. He remained in a heap on the floor till long after the Great Zambini had gone. Then he crawled back into his armchair and painfully dusted himself off. ‘Right,’ he muttered to himself. ‘If that’s the way you want it, fine. Who needs you anyway, you overgrown sea-slug? You’re so dumb you make tree stumps look smart. I’ve met inflatable pool toys with a higher IQ than you. I’ll get the little Gumbo brat without you, and I won’t have to touch him.

Dan snapped. ’ Zambini was too bewildered to answer for a second. ‘I . . I see ghost,’ he admitted finally. ‘I see ghost of Rajah the elephant. ’ 50 Circus Berzerkus Text 19/1/05 4:20 PM Page 51 ‘That’s your excuse, is it? ’ ‘Ees no excuse. ’ ‘Of all the lame-brained, block-headed . . I don’t believe it! That has to be the stupidest excuse for an excuse I’ve ever heard! And now look, the entire circus is awake. There are lights going on everywhere! ’ Lights were indeed flicking on in some of the caravans.

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