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By Pim Pauline Overgaard

If you usually dread the second one date, keep on with this hilarious book's sage recommendation, and you can by no means have one again:

  • Make an inventory of items he has to alter in visual appeal and behaviour ahead of he will be with you.
  • Tell him you as soon as attempted to kill your ex, then begin to chuckle hysterically.
  • Bring a e-book of child names in your first date and circle those you love with a crimson marker.

    50 yes methods for a lady to stick Single is a guidebook that is invaluable in a few severe events. for instance, which will finish that determined loser's overwhelm on you, hire those clever strategies:

  • Never shave.
  • Chew together with your mouth open.
  • Chain smoke.

    If your clueless buddy simply cannot comprehend why her relationships do not final, slip this e-book into her bag and wish she acknowledges herself in those vintage gems:

  • Never even try and pay the bill.
  • Use i do not recognize as a solution for everything.
  • Bring up your ex as frequently as possible.

  • Always...
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    32 Never even try to pay the bill! 33 Bring up your ex as often as possible! 34 Tell him about your extreme credit card debt and how you’re just waiting for the “right man” to pay it off! 35 Give him a detailed description of everything you bought on your shopping spree! 36 Call him several times every day, and then be quiet and wait for him to talk. 37 Always wear more than one layer of makeup! 38 Reapply your lipstick at least every ten minutes! 39 Chew with your mouth open! 40 Use we as often as possible!

    4 . . unless it’s his issue! 5 Always count calories! 6 Keep staring at his “package” and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed! 7 Always put men down! 8 Make a list of things he has to change about his appearance and behavior before he can be with you! 9 Chain-smoke! 10 Tell him you love him on your first date! 11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary.

    40 Use we as often as possible! 41 Party all night before your date. Don’t shower or brush your teeth! 42 Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker! 43 Start to cry after your first kiss! 44 Live for Publicly Displayed Affection! 45 Take every opportunity to check out your own reflection! 46 Always be ready for a fake headache! 47 Always show your disappointment if he cancels. 48 Let him know you’re more important than anything or anyone and make him feel guilty if you ever notice otherwise!

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